Sex Dreams

Jan 20th, 2012

I am back to blogging! Hopefully I still have readers. My absence was due to a touch of creative fatigue and a project. A PAID project. While I love writing H&H it doesn’t necessarily keep me in my Tom Fords. So when work beckons I must go forth and bring home the bacon…bits. Thank you all for your patience. I will be kicking off my return with a bang. Literally. During my sabbatical I went through 4 weeks of intense acupuncture treatments. Partly to regulate my monthly cycles but mostly because I had 20 sessions completely covered by insurance that I had to burn up before January 1st. While aligning my Qi (chi) and clearing blocks my practitioner inadvertently or perhaps advertently released my inner horn dog. My libido was on complete overdrive. This led to a rather inappropriate amount of sex dreams. But I had to keep this new development to myself. Why? Well, mainly because not one included my husband. Some were of blurred men, one or two acquaintances, and of course a smattering of hot celebrities. I had become a dream slut. While I don’t think having sex dreams about men other than your husband is unique I did have a unique situation on my hands. In the 13 years of our relationship my husband claims every sex dream he has ever had features only me. I have tried to call him out on this multiple times but he has held firm for THIRTEEN years. It’s only me. Front and center. Every time. At first I felt pretty guilty about my nightly dalliances. But upon further reflection I realized that although he may not be the star of the show he was the only person actually benefiting from the performance. Then I just felt hoodwinked. Am I really to believe he only thinks of me even while dreaming? It sounds sweet but it is also complete bullshit. To prove me right and I know I am right, let’s put the question to you…