Boob Evolution

Sep 29th, 2010

I have a love/hate relationship with my boobs.  This is mainly because their size fluctuates so much and so often. Here is the maddening timeline of my boob evolution:

Teen years: 32 D.  This was the golden era for my boobs.  Full, perky and ready to party.

Early 20′s: 34 B.  Birth control was introduced and my once large pups disappeared.  I also attribute this shrinkage to losing that extra teen poundage that is flattering when you are 16 but just looks chubby when you hit 25.

Pregnancy years:  36 DD.  Holy sweet boobs, Batman!  I was thrilled to get my girls back. So was my husband and my kids found them useful as well for a few weeks.  But these boobs came with a stiff penalty…

1 year post baby: Bye-bye boobies. I like to refer to this dark time as the “great boob depression’.  I don’t know my bra size from this period. I do know that they were flat, stretched and just plain sad.  If only I could have borrowed some of that remaining pregnancy back fat to stuff in my bra.

Present time: Back to a 34 B.  I am at peace with my girls.  They don’t look great but I have finally found a fantastic bra that is comfortable and gives the illusion that I could possibly be mistaken for a C cup.

Future:  My main priority for their future is to keep them healthy.  Secondarily, I must strategically keep my husband away from me. I actually think he would knock me up again just to get the DD’s back.

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