Name: CHEAP WHITE WINE

Alcohol content: 11%

Price: $6.99

Description per label: A Premium California Table Wine

Review: Rather than perplex you with pretentious sommelier speak, the product’s name just about says it all.  This pedestrian blend is ambiguously light and almost flavorless. But useless, hell no! Having a cooler full of these generic chic bottles could mean party time. Served en mass, in large plastic cups (on the rocks) the uninspiring white is a summer ode to clammy outdoor activities. In my expert opinion, Cheap White Wine is a semi-decent value. With adequate consumption, this humdrum libation is sure to cool you off and lighten the mood of your barbeque, picnic, summer soiree or an endless graduation ceremony that you are forced to attend.

Suggested pairings: Hot dogs, hamburgers, grilled chicken, Moon Pie ice cream sandwiches and domestic beer.

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