Coke gets ballsy
Jan 20th, 2013
I almost drove the car off the road when I saw the billboard revealing Coke’s new campaign. I could rant and rave about how this is all sorts of wrong but instead I am taking a lighter route. Here are a few slogans that I would like to see Coke utilize in this campaign…
It’s no secret:
Coke will make your kid fat.
coke.com/everyonelovesthefatkid
Coke is devoid of any nutritional value.
coke.com/worthless
Coke will rot your teeth.
coke.com/iwannabetoothless
Coke contains cancer causing chemicals.
coke.com/livingisoverrated
Coke will make you a Type 2 diabetic.
coke.com/whoneedstwofeet?
*H&H Readers, please feel free to submit your own!*
Related Posts
Written by Lea Barlow • Leave a comment
