Colossal Cleavage

Feb 1st, 2011

With award season upon us I felt it time to address the abundance of cleavage that never fails to steal the show on the red carpet. So many starlets get it wrong. It is a pretty simple and age-old rule to remember. To look younger – LIFT & SEPARATE. To look old – squash the puppies together to create a 6 inch cleavage line. Here are some examples of ‘Hot’ and ‘Not’…

HOT.

Eva Longoria’s cleavage is absolute perfection. Sexy without being too overwhelming.


NOT.

To be fair, Christina Hendricks does have massive breasts but this is just ridiculous. Tip – if you are going to attempt this look please at least get a spray tan. No one likes looking at blue veins.


HOT.

You want to leave something to the imagination. Lea Michele gets it right.


NOT.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Salma Hayek’s curves but her cleavage in this dress is way too distracting. Here is how to tastefully display your larger assets…


Super HOT.

Va-va-voom. Sofia Vergara scores in this dress by limiting the cleavage line and using her long locks as a little distraction from the girls.

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Written by Lea Barlow1 Comment

One Response to Colossal Cleavage

    Ricky Bobby Thu, Feb 7, 10:00pm

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    I beg to differ…I for one LOVE blue veins on breasts, thighs, arms, and buttocks!

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