You know that “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all” phrase? Well, I am more of a “If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me” sort of gal. BUT lately, I have been attempting to be a kinder, gentler and less judgmental person. So, when I was flipping through the latest issue of LUCKY and saw the campaign from the Kardashian Sears Collection I held my tongue. I may be laughing at these photos but they are laughing all the way to the bank. Take a look…
A Kardashian sandwich. How lovely.
Meowwwww.
All of that black hair is really distracting from what’s important here…lace and bustiers.
See, I wasn’t mean at all. Now I will let you be the judge:
It turns out I am about as good at returning library books as I was at returning movies to Blockbuster. Last week I spent a solid hour and a half looking for 3 seriously past due books. After two very curt phone calls and an astronomical bill from those ‘sweet’ librarians I had no choice but to find the lost books. They were after me. I ended up only finding 2 of the 3 and had to pay $36 for a tiny book about polar bears and of course, all of the late charges. I am obviously not to be trusted at the library anymore. So, I have been buying used kids’ books online instead. That is where I stumbled across this adult-themed gem. I have not laughed this hard in a long time. It wasn’t quite so funny when my mom picked it up to read to the kids but she caught on after a couple pages. Here are a few excerpts from Go the F*ck To Sleep…
The cats nestle close to their kittens,
The lambs have lain down with their sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the f*ck to sleep.
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run, and creep.
I know you’re not thirsty. That’s bullshit. Stop lying.
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This is the first school year I have had to make lunches for the kiddos and I actually really love doing it. As a child, I always looked forward to seeing what little surprises my own mom would pack for me. Because they are eating lunch at school and not at home with me, I have more latitude in my preparations. I know for a fact they won’t complain to their teacher like they would for me. It’s a perfect opportunity to introduce or re-introduce new food choices. Put away the standard peanut butter and jelly and give these versions a go…
Veggie Cream Cheese & Cucumber Slices
Almond butter with slivered almonds and dried cranberries
